The basic chair has a rounded top with two handles on either side at the equilibrium
point; every surface is rounded over and sanded. The hand holds and seat hole are
lined with leather for ease and comfort of use. The basic chair costs $50.

You will also note, all of the chairs are stained with an outdoor minwax, this allows
you to leave them or use them outside with little fear. Many are decorated with
Celtic and Norse designs and zoomorphic, like the shields though we can do any
custom design within the limits of the wood and my tools. In addition, I can also
upholster your chair or bench usually in the leather color of your choice.

Spear Head, Diamond Top, Castle Cut, Cathedral Cut Chairs and Armory Chairs
have all the same accoutrements with the hand holds sanding and custom staining,
except that they are have added cuts for decoration along the edges near the top and
along the sides. Spear/Diamond Chairs have a tapered or pointy top. Castle Cut
Chairs look crenelated (I got this design from a church pew I saw in Glastonbury,
England). Cathedral Cut, have a rounded top but with two small side benches cut in
the wood parallel to the ground at the bottom of the curve. Lastly Armory Chairs,
look a bit like a person, with a rounded almost circular head piece and a straight
body. These are handy for hanging chain mail or gambesons and helms off of when
not being worn. All of these chairs run $60.

Upgrades
Every chair can be upgraded in some manner. Upholstered leather
seats, with either nickel or brass tacks, run $30 extra (leather will match hand holds
and seat hole leather of course). Artistic designs will run $20 and up, depending
upon the amount of detail and the number of colors. Family crests and foreign
designs are no problem. Every chair is unique.

The High End
If you’re interested in making both friends and money, there is just one more chair
you should consider, the Massage Chair. For you men, wanting to get your hands on
the backside of a lovely wench… well this is the chair for you. For you women
wanting a strapping young lad to lay his hands on your back side… well this is the
chair for you. If you’re anything but DEAD… well this is the chair for you.

The massage chair comes fully upholstered, with a face pillow mounted over a donut
like hole in the very top of the chair (no bumping of the nose, but you still have head
support). You also may note when reviewing the picture, that the chair looks rather
hour glass like. This is to allow your legs to pass to either side of the chair while
sitting in it facing the head rest, whilst not chafing said persons privates. Overall a
very comfortable and appealing chair. It usually runs around $160.

Contact by e-Mail
Eric Stone III   BT (Mac)Lakey

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